Get ready to guzzle them down: OAK has unveiled three new lolly-flavoured milk drinks

Fancy gobbling down your favourite lollies in a liquified form? Well, OAK is ready to make you squeal with nostalgia, as they’re releasing three new flavours of milk drinks comprised of lollies we all enjoyed when we were kids – Peppermint Crisp, Fantales, and Allen’s Pineapples.

Remember when OAK released three lolly flavours last October? The horrifying Redskins milk, as well as the seemingly better Jaffas and Chokito flavours? Well, get ready for a whole new experience with three new flavours that have hit the chilled section of Woolies.

Forget having to bite into a Peppermint Crisp, don’t worry about having to fish out all the Allen’s pineapples from the bag, and the days of Fantales getting stuck in our teeth are long gone, as you can now simply open up a cardboard carton of OAK milk drinks, and guzzle down your favourite lolly in liquid form.

The cartons of liquid goodness are up for sale at Woolies for an easy $3.05 for 600 millilitres of pureed lolly milk, and you better bet I’m walking my butt there this afternoon to stock up on these bad boys.

As OAK states in their slogan, you can “kill hungry thirsty dead” with their combo of food and drinks all in one concise package. Forget grabbing that apple and a water. Who has time to chew food AND drink during the same snack time?

Why not just wrap it into a package together? Well, the folks at OAK understand our needs with having this trio of sickly sweet milk drinks on offer.

So, which new drink are you keen to try? Does the minty tingle of Peppermint Crisp do the trick for you? Is Allen’s Pineapples flavoured milk calling your name? Perhaps you’re just as keen as I am to get all the flavour of Fantales without having their caramel-y goodness superglue itself to your teeth?

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