1.Your Profile

A bunch of really, really good-looking people told us we sound like shit, then we spoke to some average-looking people and they think we sound like a cross between The Pretty Reckless and Divinyls. We like to stand on a raised platform with sounds coming out from behind us while people stand in front of us and raise their hands at different times and sometimes give us free beer. We like people who give us free beer.

2.Keeping Busy

Lately we have been recording our debut album and taking nice trips around the east coast standing on platforms with sounds coming from behind us, while people in front try to touch us and give us free beer. We will be continuing to do these nice things in the near future, then we will release said album and do more of these nice trips.

3.Best Gig Ever

The best show we have played was with Seether at Eatons Hill in Brisbane. The venue is amazing, the sound is amazing, the crowd was amazing, we were most definitely amazing – probably as amazing as Bill and Ted’s band Wyld Stallyns, and we also altered the future.

4.Current Playlist

Crickets and bugs, because it just finished pissing down with rain. Queensland storm season soundtrack! Bands we are digging at the moment are The Flame Fields, The Mercy Kills, The Wrath – basically bands that start with ‘the’ are in right now with us. Last night we watched The Flame Fields shred the stage with Black Rheno – so awesome!

5.Your Ultimate Rider

Our usual rider request is the same as most bands: just as much booze as they will give us. Our ultimate rider would be the same but with more booze and some fancy sandwiches with the crusts cut off. Also, I would like some patches for my Cons as they have holes in them.

Smoking Martha playFrankie’s Pizza on Thursday December 1.

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