Remember that milk-loving Facebook group we told you about? That blokes-only group? Well, that group is still churning out milk-sculling clips on the daily.
Today, we’re bringing you some of our favourite videos from that group’s 11k+ members. We’ve got it all covered – the crazy, the [maybe] illegal, the WTF, and the super cool – and pinned it down to eight of our fave clips. Sit down, relax, and enjoy the countdown. Don’t forget to grab yourself a sweet glass of god’s nectar while you’re at it.
#8 – The Muu-Muu wearing milk scull:
This lad named Edward here claims to have made this video as an apology for drinking flavoured milk in his previous upload. His caption reads “turn out i may have offended some of you bu drinking flavored milk so i thought i’d make it up to you.”
#7 – The high school blokes scull
Ever had that burning urge to watch 11 teenaged boys scull milk? Nah? Me neither. But you’ve gotta respect their hustle. These lads from Montmorency Secondary College, in Melbourne have definitely earnt their place here.
#6 – The “Egged on by my mates at the station” Big M scull:
This kid in his school uniform can be heard being egged on by his mates at the train station. “Uhhhh, he’s gonna fucken throw up,” says one mate. Another adds, “He’s about to fucken die look at him”, while others encourage him with a few “yeaaah mate”‘s being thrown in the mix.
He manages to finish his 600mLs of Chocolate flavoured Big M without too much trouble.
#5 – The “I haven’t had too much practice so I’ll take the easy way out but I’m seven so it doesn’t matter” scull:
Look, this kid might be seven years old [I think], but that is no excuse for not completing the ultimate scull. I get it, drinking a WHOLE. GLASS. OF. MILK. can be challenging
#4 – The “I love Skegss” milk at the back of the bus scull:
Sporting a Skegss flame long-sleeve [boy is that a good shirt?], this milk-lover attempts to neck 2L of milk on the bus. Mates egg him on throughout the clip – and an attentive viewer might notice he tries to continue the scull after vomiting in the bottle.
Gross, but so wholesome.
#3 – The sunbaker scull
This very well filmed clip features a milk aficionado taking in some of the contents of a two litre bottle of milk. A mate makes it rain over him, and a female friend in the background can be heard laughing, as the camera-man declares victory. “Milk on, baby!”
#2 – The milk-board challenge at school scull:
This very brave young man and his daring mates do something potentially dangerous here. Usually known as water-boarding, this challenge involves the receiver’s mouth being covered with [usually] a facewasher or towel. At the same time, a liquid [this time being milk] is poured OVER their face, giving them the sensation of drowning.
This one could be quite fatal, so don’t try this at home kids.
#1 – The “use milk as bong liquid, smoke the bong, and drink the contents” scull:
OK, folks. This is it. The number one clip from Blokes and their milks. Dive on deep into this. The perhaps troubled creator of this clip can be seen inhaling the contents of this [Gatorade!!!] bong, drinking [wtf?!] the liquid inside of it, and then breathing out the smoke.
To keep up with Blokes and their milks, you can join the official group. That is, however, only if you are a bloke.
