With your dream house looking further and further away, it’s time to improvise, adapt and overcome. And donate your poop.
The daily 9-5 grind is a curse we all share and these days it still isn’t enough to live the exquisite life you deserve. So, you have to create side ventures that can fund your lavish lifestyle.
A new ‘job’ now sees people earning big. And the best bit is, nearly all of us do it already. Pooping. All you have to do is put it in a bag. Which I’m going to assume you weren’t already doing.
A TikToker from the US has revealed her secret side hustle which has been scoring her $780AUD a day. All she needs to do is drop her dacks and let mother nature do her thing.
@isafidelino Get paid for something you do daily 🤔 #sidehustle #sidehustleideas #sidehustlesecrets #makemoney #weirdsidehustle #getpaidto #getpaidonline #stooldonation ♬ original sound – ojccccc
Poop on the daily and that can rack up a nice $280,000AUD. That’s a lot of avo on toast.
Of course, it’s never as easy as it seems. To be applicable for the program, you need to be as close to an athlete as you can be. And if you’re that fit, you probably don’t need a poop side hustle.
Human Microbes’ website also asks for donors that are under thirty years old, have minimal antibiotic use and a specific poop type. In short, it’s gotta be good poop.
Still sounds like you? Well, apparently only “0.1% of people” are healthy enough for the tests.
I should probably mention at this point that the poo is being used for science.
“Chronic disease and general poor health have been drastically increasing over the past decade,” explains the site. “It is an exponentially worsening crisis with each generation, in large part due to the loss of our host-native microbes that get passed down generationally.”
If this sounds like the perfect way to convince your parents you are a success, this may be the task for you. Just remember, you will have to put it somewhere.
