McDonald’s love releasing a limited-edition menu item. Today they have unleashed two of these, and both have a kick: Spicy Chicken McNuggets and Spicy Shaker Fries.

“Australians love to try new takes on our classic menu items, so we are launching a spicy take on two classics which we are sure are going to be a hit,” says a McDonald’s spokesperson announced today, no doubt while stripped to the waist, chewing on a red chilli, and telling people “it’s not even burning my tongue.”

“Made with 100 per cent Australian chicken breast and coated with a crisp and spicy tempura batter, the new spicy chicken McNuggets and Spicy Shaker Fries add an extra kick to these classic Macca’s menu items, to heat up the last few weeks of winter,” says the spokesman.

You know what to do.

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